The Knockout Beer Bong/Gravity Bong by GC Generic
An Innovative Party Toy for the Ages!
OH MY GOO’NESS!
Oh my word, that’s all I heard… After using this, I thought I was a bird!
Oh, Me! Oh, My! How the ph#ck did I get so high?
How’d they do that… They combined two of my favorite things.
Is this the nth degree of party toys?
This is a party in a bottle, baby!
It’s a bong… It’s a… a BONG! A BONG BONG? A Bong SLASH Bong!
It is the wildest dual-purpose bong I’ve ever seen!
If you are the kind of party animal that simply has to go over the top at every social event then this Bong/Bong is just what you need!
Enter stage left… YOU, you crazy adorable party monster!
You pull this outlandish party toy out of its carry bag and everyone stops and stares…
“What the hell?”
“What’s he doing now?”
Everyone is murmuring trying to figure out just what it is you have in your hand. Then you grab bottle of beer and slap this thing on top. You are encircled by everyone nearby as you begin to load up the bowl.
You flip the Bong SLASH Bong upside down and spark the lighter to the one-hitter bowl as you begin to guzzle the beer!
As you drain the beer from the bottle, it mysteriously begins filling up with smoke!
Once the beer is gone, you immediately inhale a MASSIVE RIP from the Knockout Beer Bong SLASH Gravity Bong Hybrid and everyone is COMPLETELY STUNNED!
“What the ph#ck?”
“How the hell?”
And once again, you ARE the life of the party!
A Paraphernalian Innovation
This has to be one of the most innovative, yet simplest twists to Canna/Beer paraphernalia I have ever witnessed. And I’ve seen a lot in my years of wild parties.
This combination of Beer Bong AND Gravity Bong is beyond my wildest imagination.
I want to meet the guy who came up with this thing… Hell, I wanna party with this guy!
I’m so blown away, I can’t even come up with a decent review for this simply complex piece of artistry.
All I can do is ramble on and say, “You gotta get one of these!”
That is, of course, if you really like to party with the wild bunch!
Who is this Bong/Bong For?
Let’s start with who this Bong/Bong is not for. If you…
Are just a casual smoker, this device isn’t for you.
Avoid wild parties, this Bong/Bong isn’t for you.
Can’t chug a beer, this baby isn’t for you.
Are a wussy! Definitely NOT for you!
If you fit in these definitions, this bad MOFO isn’t for you.
Otherwise… GET ONE! Party Hardy and drop a comment to let me know how it went! Because this BUD/BUD hitter is definitely for YOU!
I am completely floored by this device!
I highly recommend The Knockout Beer Bong & Gravity Bong Hybrid… AKA and Chronically dubbed the Bong SLASH Bong or the Bud/Bud Bong!
How Do I Rate this Knockout Dual Purpose Bong?
Mostly 5 stars across the board!
Design Innovation – 5 stars!
Product Quality – 5 stars!
User Experience and Ease of Use – 5+ stars!
Ease of Maintenance and Cleaning – 4.5 stars!
Price and Value – 4 stars!
Enjoyment Level – 5+ stars!
Must Have – 5 stars!
Not Getting One – NEGATIVE 5 stars!
Design Innovation of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
Refer to A Paraphernalian Innovation above. This thing is sheer genius.
Product Quality of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
This Bong Bong is made with durable food-grade silicone and stainless steel so it will last you a good long time.
User Experience and Ease of Use of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
It may take you a few tries to get the knack of using this bad boy, but once you get it… It will knock your socks off!
As far as versatility goes, it will fit on any beer bottle.
Portability and Discreteness of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
Well… It won’t really fit in your pocket. But it does come with a cloth carrying bag to put it in. So, out of sight out of mind?
Although it’s not all that discrete, it is easy enough to carry around. And since it’s in a bag, nobody really knows what it is.
Ease of Maintenance and Cleaning of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
Your new bong/bong will be easy enough to keep clean. Just soak it in your favorite cleaning solution and run a long pipe cleaner through the stem.
Price and Value of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
I struggle with this one. I wanted to give it a 5 for the sake of how much enjoyment I got out of it. But, let’s face it. for what it is, the price should be closer to 1/2-3/4 of what it is. Would I buy it again at this price? Oh, HELLS YEAH!
But for the sake of product value, I stand by the rating I gave it.
Overall Evaluation of the Gravity Bong/Beer Bong
This is one of the coolest products to come along in a long time. It pairs two of my favorite pastimes… Drinking and Blazing a Bowl!
It’s ingeniously crafted, it seamlessly blends practicality with creativity, elevating your party experience to the next level.
Looking at the product quality, the use of food-grade silicone and stainless steel guarantees durability.
User experience is where this bong/bong really shines. Keeping in mind there is a bit of a learning curve, once you get it down, it will blow your mind. The fact that it will fit on any beer bottle means you can use it with your favorite brew.
Although the bong/bong isn’t pocket-friendly, the discreet cloth carrying bag ensures that your prized possession remains inconspicuous. Since it can be carried around veiled in its carry bag, it remains incognito from the prying eyes of busybodies.
Maintenance and cleaning are simple enough. Soak it in your preferred cleaning solution, run a pipe cleaner through the stem, and you’re good to go.
This bong/bong isn’t the most budget-friendly product on the market, but the enjoyment factor tips the scales in its favor. Even though the price value point is a bit out of line, it’s still worth every penny in my opinion.
When all is said and done, this Bong/Bong wow you into submission. It melds two beloved pastimes – drinking and blazing a bowl – making it an indispensable addition to your party favor collection.
Do yourself a favor, embrace the revolution, grab one, and let the festivities commence! Then drop on by my place and let’s PARTY!
Get One and Get Done!
ChronicRL & The Loud & Chronic Team